Am I the only one who noticed that there was another FML exactly like this one? Either the OP stole it, or there are more people who don't know how to control their mouths than I previously believed.

hahahha that is just stupid :P i remember when harry potter did it in one of the movies :D very embarrasing, but u deserved it xD

i actually do that all the time or i miss the drink to my mouth or i laugh before i get to swallow. the worst was when i was out one night and i missed my mouth and spilt all my vanilla galiano down my white dress, similiar, but worse

Stop whining. That's not a big deal at all. Your life isn't f***ed; learn to laugh at yourself.

Lol, if I saw a girl drooling over herself for me, I'd find that rather cute.

That actually is a bit cute if he really was waving at you. What happened next?

Lol, It probably just makes you look cute, don't worry about it.

and if you can't swallow shut up bitch gargle

Ha! Happens all the time.

#19 Totally reminded me of that, too :D And I agree with #25, it's rather cute :)