Hey guys
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland
That's just nasty
Oh puke
Dang nasty
Do you own? Call an exterminator. Do you rent? Call an exterminator, then call Tenancy Services and find out what your rights and responsibilities are.
Here's an idea. Clean your house and stop being a nasty pig. Cockroaches don't take up homes in clean houses.
You don't seem to know how roaches work, you lucky soul. It makes no difference if someone's clean or not, if they get in, they will be everywhere. And the homeowner can be as careful as they can be but if someone comes in from anywhere that has roaches, they're bringing roaches in.
You clearly have no experience with roaches. My dad's old house was as clean as clean could be. My stepmom is one of those people who cleans the house ten times a day and anything out of place is put away and any mess is cleaned up immediately. You could eat off of any surface in her home without worry. However, every night, we had to block up all the doors and windows to keep the roaches out. If you live in roach territory, they don't give a flying fig if your house is clean or dirty. I don't think they ever did manage to get rid of them. They could control them, but they never could get rid of them entirely.
Wow, someone had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast. They can infest any home. They actually prefer cleaner environments so I have heard.
Maybe you should start eating them
Its the cerci that identify gender.
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What do you mean 'your' house? I think they've made their point pretty clear.
Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.