Kids, Poopoo peepee and Work: Here, have a Turner Prize

Here, have a Turner Prize

By RunningMurphy - 15/05/2009 07:20 - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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You deserved it 2 756

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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You deserved it 5 239

By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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You deserved it 3 970

By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You deserved it 2 645

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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You deserved it 139

By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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You deserved it 3 877

Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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You deserved it 6 357

Sessee 4

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

Aw, how sweet, she watches 2 girls 1 cup.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:04

Nothing says love like messages wrote with your own feces.

Comments

lalaloveit 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:33

ooh shit... that's reaally gross.

blue16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:38

i don't get how this is an FML?

guitardedman 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:03

i dont know how 160 people could say you deserved it...thats ******* gross and if you have authority at your work then i would go bitch out the parents. if you're a busboy or something expendable then **** it, but if you are assistant or manager or something than you shouldve made their parents clean that shit up.

RiverRelic 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:05

I think I may do that at work today. But instead of Hi, I'm going to write the Gettysburg Address.

defiantawakening 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:10

did you freak out at her parents?

lolwut_fail 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:13

That child has some issues. And I don't want to know where that finger clutched in a paper towel ended up...

erinoty 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:18

thats gorss lol but its not a fml..cuz..its not your kid. and your not the one that had to clean it up. so...its just kida amusing.

on_a_boat 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:24

That is disgusting, but I don't see how it affects YOUR life. :

leero 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:29

I agree with everyone else, it doesn't sound like it affected you so not really an fml. Now, see, when you work at a public pool where someone smears their crap all over the walls of the stall and you have to spend 20 minutes spraying it with a hose and dumping soap on it and picking up pieces of it to flush and THEN your manager yells at you for ruining a roll of toilet paper... then your life is f*cked.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:30

#25 This person didn't deserve it. It's not the employee's job to watch other people's dumbass kids… I mean, unless this is a daycare facility, or something. Even then, I don't think anyone deserves to clean some kid's smeared shit out of a bathroom. OP, I hope you had a nice, long talk with her parents.