Happy place

By HansonLUVR - 12/03/2009 00:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML
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Tenantry 0

I never new that many people eat food naked till I started reading FML.

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waywardson 0

Who watches **** on a bar stool?

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bobnorris 0

did **** make your butthole hurt? If so, relocate to an area far away from your roommate. He might be gay.

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Rookemace 0

Haha, at least your roommate had the decency to cover you up.

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beckorw 0

his room mate didn't cover him... the lettuce from his sandwich did?

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Cryptix 0

5 words, Laughing My ******* Ass Off but that sucks

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Tenantry 0

I never new that many people eat food naked till I started reading FML.

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oohay 0

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AnnStarfire 0

... If you know there's a possiblity your roomate's coming home soon, why are you watching **** naked? dumbass.

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waywardson 0

Who watches **** on a bar stool?

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deadkenn8 0

hahahaha that made me laugh more than the fml.

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joeyl2008 29

It's the best if you turn the stool upside down

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Jancho 0

I agree with #5 This story is just stolen from a movie. I have heard it years ago! This is just FAKE! Go get a life, don't you have anything better to do, than making yourself look like an idiot?

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