Animals: Happy meal

Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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Hmmmm, breakfast

By Spiderchick - 26/09/2019 12:00 - Germany

Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML

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By Whateversz - 24/07/2010 19:59 - Netherlands

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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ollierocks96 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:46

I actually did have this happen

cch2010 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:33

thats nasty

Comments

alwaysalady 0

Friday 18 December 2009 6:24

OH MY GOD. I totally saw a spider on the ceiling today and my husband, instead of just killing it, chased it into the vent. Now its wandering loose in the air shafts. I hypervenhilated for 10 minutes and he laughed at me and said that it will lay eggs in my mouth and bit me in the ear. Divorce? Possible. God, I hate spiders. I 'm surprised you were so calm. I would have DIED.

arsenalfcboy 6

Friday 18 December 2009 11:12

WOOOOWWW, overreaction much? Hyperventilating after a harmless (yes it is!) spider gets into your AIR VENTS? Jesus Christ.

The1collector 0

Friday 18 December 2009 6:40

its not cold everywhere in america.

guckylynn 19

Friday 18 December 2009 7:04

actually yeah it is cold everywhere in America

Poetic_catfish 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:02

"Hi I'm a stupid little American and I don't know shit about geography"

alexFYL 11

Friday 18 December 2009 9:05

Considering the OP is in Florida... you'd have to be a real idiot to think it's cold there. Or are you laughing about the fact that there is more than USA in America? ;)

jellyb3436 0

Friday 18 December 2009 7:21

Ewwww!! I hat spiders with a passion! yuck

Ninjaface 0

Friday 18 December 2009 7:33

Was it good?

aguacomm 0

Friday 18 December 2009 8:11

lol I'd ever there was a moment i wish I'd been there to witness...

alexFYL 11

Friday 18 December 2009 9:03

It's been warm a few days this week in northeast USA.

XxlGhostlxX 0

Friday 18 December 2009 12:30

really how long did you keep your mouth open. YDI for keeping it open to long should have just said oh look theres a spider on your back.its not like it was a spider attack where you see millions of them