Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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lunytunes88 0

it's breeding season for them.

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natedog12 0

Im guessing this is completely made up how the **** would this happen that it just perfectly goes right into your mouth- (haha), right when you opened it? This is ****** bullshit

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Ascaryrobot 0

It's called coincidence you cynical *******..

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ssasjb01 0

shit happens, it's called coincidence!!!

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Person1233 12

Ollierocks96 seems like a real poser name, lol...

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dontizzle 0

if that happened to me i would absolutley KILL the guy who flicked it.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Today, whilke eating lunch outside i realized it minus 30 celsius and my left nut just froze off, FML lol i know it would never actually happen but some days it feels cold enough to happen

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a192837465 0

redbluegreen do you remember what book that was? that was like my favorite book

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loveyahun 0

ewwwwwwww!! I would start screaming!!

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