Haircut and Kids: Hair care

Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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Flash flood

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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5bye7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:52

ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

Arlitto 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:30

Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

Comments

Sweetlove391 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 8:38

ok Piderman13 if you were attempting the spelling of S-P-I-D-E-R-M-A-N you failed and before you go telling someone that no man will ever want them because of the fact that they have a child if they are single, DO SOME RESEARCH! I met the man I am about to marry for the first time in person when I was 6 months pregnant and he has been there for my and my son better than any loser like you could ever be! He is a real man and there are other real men out there too. He treats my son as his own and will fight anyone who says he's not the father even though he knows the truth. I couldn't ask for a better man. Anyone dumb enough to be with you.... God help them. To the girl with the two year old. I hope you are ok bc only you know what happened in that kitchen and if you lost your hair, I hope it grows back because I know it is hurtful to have a constant reminder of a tragic event. For some women their hair is everything and if that's you, I hope you're ok. But I still say that having a two year old baby boy is well worth it! MAN OR NO MAN!

beetlebug 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:08

omg are you ok or did it just cut off some of your hair ?

FYL23 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:29

then wat happened?

fmkittw 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:22

This isn't an FML if your a guy... And if your a girl... you don't state your washing the hair on your head...

Jl33_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:02

Wouldnt you DIE!!!!!??? haha Jk

Jl33_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:02

Wouldnt you DIE!!!!!??? haha Jk

yanarach 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:38

... that's awkward. If it was the hair gone, oh crap. If it was garbage sprayed all over you, OH NOES! D: If it scared you, that's bad too xD But hey. Whatever happenes happens, eh?

She_Ra 1

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:29

OH NO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! That sucks. I hope your hair is ok.

amandaMALICE 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 6:02

#14 wth was she supposed to do, go and pay at a salon every time she needed it washed? sounds like a hassle and a waste of time if she can learn how to take proper care of her child.