Gross, Cleaning and Kids: Grossed out

Grossed out

By disguested - 04/03/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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You deserved it 16 818

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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You deserved it 1 574

Toynado

By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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You deserved it 130

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Pauline - 09/02/2016 21:35 - United States

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

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You deserved it 2 479

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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You deserved it 41 121

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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You deserved it 15 965

By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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You deserved it 1 292

Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

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You deserved it 620

Thanks for the memories

By precious memories - 11/05/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went over to my mom’s place to attempt to help her clean up, as she’s a hoarder. I was devastated to see that in order to make room for all the unnecessary new crap she buys, she stored all of our childhood toys, photos and the like outside in uncovered bins. It’s all completely ruined. FML

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You deserved it 116

ktbird 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:40

Well that's a useless threat. "Do your chores or I will for you!"

SKRules 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:39

What's the problem? You should've known what you were getting into.

Comments

masterblaster39 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:26

Snick.....will you please have an open session on FML lingo so everyone will stop asking "what does this mean"?

musicismything 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:29

why would you threaten to clean your sons room? that's like telling him he doesn't need to clean it himself. YDI for being stupid.

LeverPuller 5

Friday 5 March 2010 2:30

Jesus **** you people don't know how to read. ONE MORE TIME. Multiple posts explain. My mother also made the same threat. "Clean your room, or I throw everything in it away." Very persuasive threat, in my opinion. Got me to clean my shit up, anyways.

musicismything 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:31

why would you threaten to clean your sons room? that's like telling him he doesn't need to clean it himself. YDI for being stupid.

perdix 29

Friday 5 March 2010 2:31

So your threat was that if he didn't clean his room, you would do it for him? What are you going to do if he refuses to **********?

Zills 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:13

Win but then again I wouldn't want my mom to rub one out. I could get my friends mom that is a total Milf though.

curlgirl1311 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:34

haha nice one perdix(:

supremelyf_ed 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:34

FYL indeed. Does the lack of sentence structure bother anyone else more than the cockroaches though?

blueeyes24 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:36

Where does it say she didn't look at it the first time she told him to clean his room? Assuming a bit?

PurelyHabit 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:42

I'd be proud.

astro_plastic 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:43

Find child pornography, a crack pipe, and/or a corpse in his room next time, then submit the FML.

morella_xx 29

Friday 5 March 2010 2:55

Cockroaches don't usually stay in one room. Since OP has been nagging her son to clean his room for weeks, we can assume she likes a reasonably clean house. Most people don't enjoy living with bugs anyway. Perhaps it's different for you.