Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML
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Same thing different taste

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HAHAHAHAHAH you will look back on this one day and laugh. don't worry.

LOL @ #28. Sorry you didn't think of the bathroom. At least it's a funny story?

Titty McAnal Gummy Boobs. thats all I have to say.

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

LMAO #119... i just opened this up and there your comment was...random..but funny in an imature way and as of right now, i'm in an immature mood

What a bitch.. Everybody farts, she should have just laughed it off. (Though it would properly have been a good idea to go to the bathroom..

what a cluesless girl if she dumps you for a fart.

Blind_Ninja 0

How is that polite? Even if she didn't hear it, she would be sitting there in your rancid fart fumes. You got what you deserve.

aego56 0

At least you didn't shit yourself?