Intimacy: Gotcha

Gotcha

By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Friday 23 November 2012 11:59

Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.

AGhost5445 25

Friday 23 November 2012 12:06

It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.

Comments

fml_seriously316 13

Monday 1 July 2013 7:19

OP she honestly doesn't seem to have much respect for you at all. I agree with many others that you may want to end your relationship

AgentPlatypus73 8

Monday 29 July 2013 10:50

And now she's single, right?

FizzyFun 8

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:05

Well I hope you at least looked good in it. That sucks though that she did that to you.

bridgetnikki 7

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:24

You did brake up with the bitch right???

f_n_fail 2

Friday 13 December 2013 19:01

Op absolute kudos to you. Being fun and spontaneous is what keeps a relationship alive. If you can make a random statement during sex that has you both cracking up while not missing a beat you know its right. Enjoy life.

TrackGirl19 29

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:42

reminds me of "John Tucker must die" haha

vincent57_fml 14

Sunday 8 February 2015 7:22

That's ****** up. I would never be able to trust her again. You're not whipped just because you wanted to try something new. You're suppose to have a safe environment with your lover. She sounds borderline abusive.