Allergies and Love: Goodbye

Goodbye

By dogs_and_toucans - 08/06/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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You deserved it 41 914

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

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You deserved it 5 015

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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24788 6

Monday 8 June 2009 23:30

Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI

batrob 7

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

Comments

ManOfTheHour 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:43

you're a dumbass.

RAMBO18 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:44

DONT GIVE HER A $200 GIFT!!! give her some of you FREE love medicine instead EVERYBODY WINS!

shoopdawoop_xox 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:45

should have just given her a coupon for free sex or something. (Y) cant lose that way.

SeventhFonons 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:49

Mmm, cinnamon, I want some... But damn, don't spend so much on her if she won't return her share

Talia070 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:49

shes a keeper, dude .

soccerstar6115 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:51

Dude, it's called a cell phone. Welcome to the 21st century

PhoenixElite 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:54

Well, YDI for getting such an expensive gift for someone with whom you haven't spent at least a year together.

annamg 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:54

You're better off without that kind of girl anyway. And, to all the commenters saying "why buy her a gift when she's leaving," obviously he cares about her and just wanted to get her something nice as a goodbye present. Nothing wrong with that.