Allergies and Love: Goodbye

Goodbye

By dogs_and_toucans - 08/06/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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24788 6

Monday 8 June 2009 23:30

Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI

batrob 7

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

Comments

Emwo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:40

Get the ring back

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:40

$200 for SILVER? Probably Tiffany's. How boring. You could've gotten the same thing for WAY cheaper, or something much nicer for that amount.

anonymous_guy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:44

If you really love her, then it wouldn't matter that she only gave you that. YDI for putting this on fmylife.com

Crazy_Cookie 4

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:53

Aw, I'm sorry :( Geez, some girlfriend she is. It might be for the best, if she gives you GUM that you're ALLERGIC to. That sucks

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:56

Mmmmm :)

sdr_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:02

YOU BOUGHT HER A GIFT AND YOURE NEVER GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN? wtf is wrong with you?

AshleyRose784 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:10

Consider it a lesson learned

itsgen 16

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:21

GOLD DIGGER!! thats i have to sayy

ziqi92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:24

my ex-girlfriend is leaving for india in a few days, but we're parting on good terms. i feel really sry for u dude, my gf had broken up with me bcuz she was hella confused about me and in the end turns out to just want to stay as friends. took me two months to recover but hey, i'm making a little photo album for her too. with some help from friends of course :) forget the store bought presents.