Love, Death and Funerals: Goodbye squared

Goodbye squared

By Lyingboyfriend - 24/07/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 089

You deserved it 3 345

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 543

You deserved it 2 943

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 210

You deserved it 2 888

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 475

You deserved it 4 248

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 148

You deserved it 4 511

By .... - 30/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Geneva

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 551

You deserved it 3 400

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 979

You deserved it 2 575

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 865

You deserved it 4 557

By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 412

You deserved it 4 306

By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 816

You deserved it 3 546

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 983

You deserved it 8 967

paprikacha 9

Friday 24 July 2009 12:08

You mean your EX-boyfriend, right?

Tiffany_xx 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:49

Hope your not still with him he is a ass of a boyfriend if he wasnt there to support you at your grandpa's funeral. and to see him with another girl is just sad.

Comments

Nilorac 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:27

You should punch him in the weiner.

crazy_life44 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:39

Dump him, what a loser.

emilyyy93 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:44

his cottage? is he a gnome?

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Friday 24 July 2009 20:39

haha!

YoLauryn 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:14

lmfao

NickelPhosphate 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:54

If the op is a guy, he wouldn't be saying "another girl" so he/she may be on someone elses' account, or just selected the wrong gender. Which happens. But who really cares right. Well. My advice: dump his ass. He's pretty insensitive, lying to you when you're mourning for your grandfather. Who needs that douche bag, right? @ #16: you don't need to be a gnome to go to a cottage. Idiot.

hazelwolfeyes 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:27

thats when you drive into the bastard...o.o...n while hes laying there waiting for help, you lean down and whisper, "Next time i drive over you again n again til your meat. have a good day." when the cops come, you were distraught because the death of a family member. ^-^ cars are a good threat method...fun and big...

amaneylandx3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:14

This was a stupid and simple happens-everyday-get- over-it fml

Scotticus117 11

Friday 24 July 2009 21:39

what is it with you people and wanting to post first all the time, all that proves is that you sit on your computer logged into fmylife all day, and have no life, which means your life really is f***ed, oh wait you don't have one, lol. but yeah that sucks OP what a jerk, but why does it say the OP is a man, that's what i wanna know.