Good boy

By nicedoggy - 23/10/2012 18:05 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I'd left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML
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LiterOfCola 16

Bernie is proud to fit into such a small size though.. I say they did a good deed boosting his confidence

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RedPillSucks 31

they were going for the wrong kind of "hot" dog.

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drkate25 30

Maybe they're trying subtly to tell OP she's a real "woofer"

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Glassmaster 0

I don't care about the effort, that pun still only deserves a C.

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Pyapi 20

Wait, you named your Saint Bernard Bernie? Isn't that creative...

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ShyAnn29 14

Maybe they like the movie "Weekend at Bernie's"

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Suzi_d16 27

Literally came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed this too haha

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BunchieRules 31

Except Bernie is a male dog.

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ICastillo 24

Ya that's the point he is going to get bitches with the silk.

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BunchieRules 31

Well, that comment went completely over my head. I thought you meant Bernie liked the silk and tried it on, because he's supposedly a female. Whoops.

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80skid 15

A SAINT BERNARD? Yikes.

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RCAddict16 0

Is your saint bernard a girl? If so I think they are making a statement.

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cupkate18 6

Hey ass face umm you know that you said it was the family's fault and then her fault WTF

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wolfhausen 7

So much hostility, and I'm not sure who you're directing this at..

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MindFreakazoid 10

WTF? 'Welcome To Facebook'?

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WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5

if it was your fav, then why did you leave it at home and not take it with you? your fault for that

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greeneyebeauty9 28

depends on how big and old your St. Bernard is..

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

American women average more than that I'm sure...

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