Going well, is it?

By Elizabeth - 29/07/2011 19:56 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
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dwhite312 0

he has manners. what's the problem here?

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SpicyDuck 22

you're gonna find panties under his pillow.

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wtm318 2

he's cheating. i know from experience

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TobyFunke 3

you don't know, a person saying "dont touch anything' can mean many things. I agree that it means he's hiding something from her though. He could be hiding a ring he just bought and is coming up with a way to propose, he could be doing meth that's hidden in his drawers, pot, cigarettes, anything. Doesnt have to mean he's cheating

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NYBellz 0

he's gay or cheating

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omnipotency 0

atleast he didnt ask you to leave and call the cops =P

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vbmg152 18

There must be a reason.... Are you clumsy??

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ultra_notorious 26

talk about ruining the mood, hope you kicked that clown out of bed and took care of business yourself

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wierd1919 0

You shall find a bra in his closet and many used condoms under the bed ^.^

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Contivity 1

there must be a reason for he to say that... I'm leaning on YDI

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fantasyworld 37

Some people just don't like their things being messed with or rearranged.

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cirice 7

I'd try not to be offended if I were you, OP. I have OCD and even though my room isn't clean or organised, I have severe panic attacks when people rearrange my stuff. I can just walk into a room and FEEL that my stuff has been touched, even if put back where it was. He may not have OCD, but many people do experience the same thing with being uncomfortable with their things being touched.

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