Health, Cigarettes and Public freakouts: Give us a cig, mate

Give us a cig, mate

By Jbs4lf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 043

You deserved it 2 766

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Top comments

Mforce 8

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:52

Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

Amrel 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

Damn drunks!

Comments

mikemodular281 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:48

Hopefully he knocked you out, cuz if that happened to me and I wasn't disoriented I'd kill that drunken animal!

IdaE 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:35

Now a days!! If you smoke, you die. If you don't, you get hit by a drunk person..... :(

willou35_fml 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:19

haha

Door_Productions 19

Monday 21 April 2014 7:17

I don't understand how he deserves it..?

netflixjunkie8 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:26

I would've punched him back.

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