Health, Cigarettes and Public freakouts: Give us a cig, mate

Get cigarettes, find/drug the man, then tie him up and stuff the lit cigarettes into his mouth until he chokes. Then, with his last dying breath, let him know that... *puts on sunglasses* "Smoking kills."

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 23:00

^ Full of WIN.

wrichardson 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:59

What does OP mean?

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:01

Omnipotent Penis.

wrichardson 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:04

Good one

LadyCarter89 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:16

Original Poster - the person who posted the FML

A100893 30

Tuesday 27 December 2011 12:45

Orangutan Pencil.

Astroashton92 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:02

Umm let's see On Parole? Orange Pie Old Police Olive Pits Over Proof ummmm Oliver Platt?? lol

taracrane1 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:45

He was drunk, get over it.

mamasait 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:03

that's common and shame on you for failing to avert a punch from a drunk.

BlackSnowyOwl 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:25

Falcon Punch!

cocodecoeur 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:32

Don't be sad OP, at least you would not have some shitty cancer in the future !!

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:42

"Can I get a cigarette?" "I don't smoke." "Yeah, you do. *cough/gasp/wheeze*" "Hear how easily I breathe?" *POW!* Is that how it went?

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:17

My friend got stabbed in the face once by some kid because he didn't have any smokes. Count yourself lucky.

hotmomma21 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:12

what a jerk!

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:25

If he was drunk and you were sober, you should have been able to kick his ass (unless he was The Drunken Master).

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