Astroashton92

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  • Cincinnati, OH
  • 32 years-old
  • Thursday 09 April 1992
  • In a relationship

About Astroashton92

I am kind of shy when it comes to personal feelings, unless it's in pillow conversation, but I'm very polite- you catch more flies with honey. I like self indulgence and philosophy, as well as writing, the Tao, and musical workings. I don't like to eat (though I do) and I don't like ignorant people, which means I don't like the general mass of people I've met. I also don't like America (though I live here), or "black" people (though I am one). I am a call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to our faithful American consumers bitch about anything crossing their mind and ruining their convenience. I am a professional Shit-Eater, if you will. I have a boyfriend and two cats, and I like gum.

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