Health, Break-ups and Love: Give it back - FML

Give it back

By aliixmaee - 09/08/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 971

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Her revenge

By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 939

By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Snaylor12 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:56

Just take it back

heyhihello95 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:57

You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.

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jerico616 14

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:25

Damn! Do you have a tattoo of her name as well?

hellokimmiee 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:25

What you expected her to give it back?

bwblackw 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:27

Wow that sucks

LA13x 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:31

The kidney part sucks......but live and learn I guess - don't give your partner something that you can't take back...

LA13x 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:31

The kidney part sucks......but live and learn I guess - don't give your partner something that you can't take back...

Egnar 19

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:34

I don't see how it's bitchy of her - What part is bitchy?. . .That she left someone that she no longer felt compatible with?. . .Or the part where she accepted his kidney while they were still dating and likely in love a whole year ago?

kablooey_01 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:35

Freak her out one day and tell her you put a tracking device in it. nah, but seriously, did she at least thank you when she left?

ToeJams 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:36

if they can't rip your heart out the'll take the next best thing

redchik100 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:37

Remember what goes around comes around :)

some1azn 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:38

You gotta be kidney-ing me...

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