Health, Break-ups and Love: Give it back - FML

Give it back

By aliixmaee - 09/08/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Snaylor12 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:56

Just take it back

heyhihello95 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:57

You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:50

she took your kidney(job)

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:52

Didn't Janis Joplin sing "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart"?

sparta98 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:53

This could go either way. If he gave her the kidney and then she thanked him by taking his things when she left, then his life sucks.

MiaLoves 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:54

Do you expect her to just give you the kidney ? I'm sorry about the loss though.

countelmo 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:54

well maybe you should have married her. hell, after 4 years i would have left too! and dont use the kidney thing as something held over her head. jerk.

kwt2007 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:56

you can't expect someone to stay with you forever because you gave them a kidney. You made the choice to donate which was a noble thing to do, but that shouldn't tie her to a life of loneliness. that being said that does suck, FYL.

matty198496 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:57

Damn

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:58

Giving her your kidney doesn't make her your personal property. She still has every right to leave you if she isn't satisfied with the relationship.

shitidied 17

Wednesday 28 October 2015 4:35

she stole his stuff

Fishieee 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:59

Dude, that sucks, but what was she supposed to do? give it back?

AzWolf 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:05

Maybe she thought the donor was anonymous.

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