Phone calls, Texting and Love: Get out

Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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You deserved it 8 954

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 578

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 004

By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

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By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 128

You deserved it 4 699

By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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You deserved it 4 066

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 705

You deserved it 278

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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You deserved it 3 838

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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You deserved it 328

Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 427

mariet_fml 23

Monday 14 March 2011 11:55

Make him pay to replace everything, then dump him. Take legal action if needed.

PreludeToADream 0

Monday 14 March 2011 11:50

Wow that really sucks. Paranoid boyfriend much?

Comments

whitneypell 0

Monday 14 March 2011 18:09

your boyfriend is a FREAK!

mk58 31

Monday 14 March 2011 18:25

What an asshole! jealous much?!?

alexavb15 4

Monday 14 March 2011 18:42

90 Degree Angle To His Face,!

beckcax 0

Monday 14 March 2011 19:00

Someone needs a restaining order and a new boyfriend....

extradorkyloser 4

Monday 14 March 2011 20:25

sue!

varkey 7

Monday 14 March 2011 21:26

WTF. Sue. FYL

ks_walk 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:29

thats messed up. he couldve at least asked about the guy. he went to far.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 14 March 2011 21:47

It starts off with "Hi, how have you been?" then the next thing you know BAM!, he's on top of you dick about to enter mouth and he utters " How you doin'?"