Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Get it on

Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:10

Now you aren't the only one with backed-up pipes.

hahaha6 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:04

what an awful way to be cockblocked. but then again, you were in a bathroom.....

Comments

tdawgheath 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:32

Gross to be ******* someone in someone else's bathroom.

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:38

you shouldn't block the ****, you should guide it SUPERBAD! 24- i think they meant the "that sucks" part

icomment 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:44

zing!

ExClassified 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:08

Lmao that was good

birdhaxxor 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:35

Ouch.

syd_schs 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:45

getting it on? woww..

kekelala3 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:57

Did u want her to stay in the bathrom and drown? If u didn't why r u complaining?

SherryPicker 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:28

maybe it just wasn't ment to happen

xxkimmyt 9

Thursday 15 September 2011 8:14

If you lived in Portland, then your keeping it wierd :D

pokemonchick14 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:55

Oh, I thought a figurative pipe had burst.

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