Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 445
You deserved it 5 048
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wtfismyfml 0

maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.

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plexico 3

If only you had figured out that she lives by what she sees on TV in time! You could have shown her some **** and never have left the house again!

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Intoxicunt 5

Agreed. Just switch it to Food Network when you get hungry. Also, FYL: The crazies are usually best in bed.

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DanizzleXFoSho 6

Plexico is my ******* hero

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jemsmej 0

well, the guy in the tv show was probably hot... so at least you know your not unattractive! :P

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BosLeg4ev 10

Yes, FYL, but be thankful you avoided her crazyness later in life. Also, listning to #4 might get you killed & #8's advice is reasonable (no guy deserves this) but she'll know it was you.

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ObadiahtheSlim 2

She sounds out of her mind. You're better off.

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Vertoule 7

You deserve it. I'm saying this because you deserve not being stuck with a lunatic, no one deserves that. This is not an FML, this is IAFL (I AM ******* LUCKY)

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peanut_dog 0

Either the relationship was a joke to her in the first place, or she needs some kind of mental health evaluation.

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

she sounds like a mental patient.

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bridget_909 0

if she is following one tree hill then she is amazing.

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nesj 0

This could end up really fun. If her TV show role model gets back together with the guy, and you refuse her, that could drive her right into an asylum!

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