You're fired, Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Founding father

Founding father

By YouAssholes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Anaheim

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

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alycion 38

Tuesday 10 December 2013 8:26

Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.

NoFightinDestiny 9

Tuesday 10 December 2013 8:28

For someone attractive? Really? Make your music attractive, fans will follow.

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AgentPlatypus73 8

Friday 3 January 2014 3:39

That really sucks. I'm sorry.

johobus28 26

Monday 12 May 2014 7:04

I know your pain OP. I'm in a pretty similar situation right now

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 28 June 2014 17:43

What's the band called? What kind of music do you play? I am honestly curious. I want to know!

PrinceOfBritain 20

Wednesday 26 November 2014 13:08

If they do, pretend you're a substitute teacher and form a band of the students. That'll teach them.

Stiggy626 25

Thursday 31 August 2017 10:44

go solo man. it worked fit dk many other great musicians

Stiggy626 25

Thursday 31 August 2017 10:45

for so many*

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