Founding father

By YouAssholes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Anaheim

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
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Top comments

alycion 38

Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.

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NoFightinDestiny 9

For someone attractive? Really? Make your music attractive, fans will follow.

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worldclassrager 39

Well depending on where you are you could have a secondary...if you really want to do that...if they find someone more attractive they will probably be hitting on them non stop...

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worldclassrager 39

Well depending on where you are you could have a secondary...if you really want to do that...if they find someone more attractive they will probably be hitting on them non stop...

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amisenho 11

Having model-quality looks does not equal producing model-quality music. Just look at Susan Boyle!

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driinkbleach 18

Lol #5 is great, I think the cheesy quotations only make it funnier :D

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cypherwars 15

scout for kids that can their asses. And make a band like School Of Rock.

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hobojo69 23

Find a group of talented school kids and start a band with them and kick there ass at the battle of the bands and sing, "no you can't kick me out of what is miiiiiiinneeeeee!!"

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1947Chevy 17

You don't need them if they are going to do that to you

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DanielleinDC 33

Start a new band. Let that fistful of assholes flounder miserably without you.

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Epickitty58 29

I love your comment and your profile pic

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squarecircles 13

If they're gonna be that shallow, screw them and go start another band that'll make better music and don't give up

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