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By Widowmaker / Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:09 / United States
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By  ks23

I feel bad for the spider. Who knows what you gave him seeing as you stick your dick in anything

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That mother fucker deserved it. Never put your tool in somewhere you don't know what's on the other side.

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..so there I was, wasted off my ass and then...joe Cuban comes out of nowhere and gives me good stock advice, and I promptly followed it and doubled my portfolio! He also offered me a bunch of stuff for my diet Mountain Dew...didn't have the heart to tell him it was just whiskey...

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I can honestly tell you that this has never happened to me, and I'm not even the best. So no, it doesn't happen to the best of us.

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Treat it as a game. It's like playing name that disease with your genitals. On a side note, whether the shed was steel or wood, the hole itself could have caused serious injury.

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It doesn't have to be a stranger. I've gone with my fiancé and we each went into a separate room and it was amazing. You just have to be more open minded about your sex life to enjoy such things I guess.

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28- related story, once a guy did the glory hole thing in a stall in a men's washroom, walked out, and his dad came out of that stall...

By  ks23

I feel bad for the spider. Who knows what you gave him seeing as you stick your dick in anything

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If there had been a brown recluse involved... Well, his "member" may fall off and no longer be a member of his body.

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#21 you obviously don't understand cuz ur not a guy. I don't wanna sound sexist, but spider-dick is a cock-shriveling terror.

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Sharpest knife in the drawer, brightest bulb in the pack...I've heard of those. Brightest crayon, however, is a new one...

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So no one answered 9. I was wondering the same thing. How would this be different if it were a all guys party and OP was gay? That wouldn't stop him from getting intoxicated and sticking his penis into the hole.

Why!? That's a stupid thing to do. You should count yourself lucky for bot ending up dead if it was a black widow

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