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By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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You deserved it 9 184

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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You deserved it 3 329

By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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You deserved it 124 209

By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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You deserved it 7 356

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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You deserved it 17 568

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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You deserved it 4 499

By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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You deserved it 46 458

boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:18

I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.

f_all_our_lives 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

keep on trying mate

Comments

chrisb92 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:20

Ha you should see who you talk to I feel bad for you

lani1012009 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:27

Sucks.... Girls can be girls sometimes...... But that would ******* suck buddy sorry... :(

mannyandmo40 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:35

Might as well put a big L on ur forhead :)

Guyoverhere 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:37

How many rejections does it take to memerize a phone # dE

callargh 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:42

#11 - so the rejection hotline number is Pachelbel?

PyroMicky 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:59

What the ****, #48, would it kill you to say a simple "no thanks"? Nothing deep or meaningful, I know your type is incapable of anything of the sort. Do you lack backbone and decency so bad that you can't tell a guy to **** off by yourself and must let a recorded voice message do it for you? Or is it some sort of sadistic pleasure you draw from pulling that kind of shit? And all that crap about being yourself, that only helps if "yourself" is appealing to the other sex. if not, you must present a modified version of yourself, that is... well, not true. So **** your pop culture cliches, and **** you, 48, you pissed me off.

DarkMirror 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:02

That sucks if they just wanted a good time, but if they wanted to have an actual relationship with a girl, then a bar was not the right place to go.

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:20

have you watched superbad or are you living under a rock? picking up women at a bar is a no no.

Barbarossa_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:27

Ouch... the rejection hotline thing is just wrong... quit being bitches and stop hiding behind stupid shit like that -_-

iamspartacus2 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:39

Dude I don't understand the problem, that's just really goddamn hilarious. Life goes on you know, we all **** up. And honestly I hate those chicks who just won't tell you to **** off. Spineless, shallow bitches who simply want to **** with our minds. And yes, #60, they do draw sadistic pleasure from seeing us fail. **** you #49. And to the OP, watch Life is Beautiful. The main character is the biggest baller that ever lived (besides Rasputin) so he could teach you something.