Fart wars

By district12 - 18/02/2012 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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paulkeppel 0

gas them out until they surrender. show no mercy!

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BeBeast2323 1

I love that book... So much. But my the odds be ever in your favor. :/

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emmaa3451 11

I think this would be an appropriate time to walk the dog, OP

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Rxoxdx 0

Commander: Sargent get over here! Sargent: yes sir Commander; we've got an entire platoon of methane coming this way! Sargent; what should we do! Commander: .......... Get the Frebreeze

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jessesgirl_10_4 1

oh how my 13y/o brother would love to be a part of that. since he is basically a black hole (eating almost any thing in sight), he'd kill us all

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jessesgirl_10_4 1

oh just thought of this.. only way you'd win at this point is taking some exlax and then tackle them XD

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Captain_Crankypa 2

It's all fun and games till someone ***** their pants!

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