Fart wars

By district12 - 18/02/2012 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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paulkeppel 0

gas them out until they surrender. show no mercy!

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dessaye 19

Get some primrose scented air freshener then.

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Rxoxdx 0

I'm not female or gay but I love ur picture

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Melania890 9

Or buttercup-scented, if they even make that. :p

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Maybe some CINNAmon scented would help too ;)

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deadlyriot101 7

Get some throwing knives, and tell them to stop or you'll stop it for them :)

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awesomeboii 0

May the odds be ever in your favor. And I wish I had your family

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IowAuburn_fan77 4

Make sure to stock up in food and find a water source. Make an alliance. Wait it out. Then you can make your move.

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