Sex, Students and Intimacy: Fair warning

Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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You deserved it 10 507

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By hi Mum - 11/12/2013 19:59 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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You deserved it 397

So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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You deserved it 39 837

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 757

By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML

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You deserved it 4 730

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 021

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 175

By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML

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You deserved it 19 876

Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 107

You deserved it 830

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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You deserved it 20 690

Amphysvena 11

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:30

actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.

shostakovich 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:18

And a sock on the door would help... how?

Comments

kekeshayeshaye 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 5:14

a sock, really??

meowmeowwkitty 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:44

sock on door doesn't always translate to moms

missIrene 6

Friday 18 March 2011 4:24

I've heard of a hat on the door but not a sock

MizuWolf 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:12

Well its a apartment. Lock your doors. Duh

babyblue666 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:25

why didnt u lock the door

Super_Salo 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 20:00

stupid.

shinrawr 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:48

that's what a lock is for

TklFml 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:32

You Could lock the door... Just saying

Courtney_Sanders 6

Friday 16 December 2011 15:04

You just got a new apartment and you put a sock on the door because you were getting laid? Why wouldn't you just lock your door instead, unless you are that starved for attention?