Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

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Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Amphysvena 11

actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.

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shostakovich 0

And a sock on the door would help... how?

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sheissoamaZING 0

I'm in college and I wasn't aware of the sock thing. I could have guessed what it meant but where I live people just use the locks.

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FotoLyfe 0

lock your door to your own apartment like everyone else you fool

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NELU_fml 0

U shouldn't have sex till ur married; ydi!

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dramakat11 0

Wow, what a stupid idea. "Let's not see if we're sexually compatible before agreeing to be life partners." Brilliant.

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winemysavior 4

i soo hope you're kidding haha. wait until marriage? you take sex too seriously. it should be enjoyed. no reason to put it on a pedestal. anyways..what ever happened to a good ol lock on the main door? did she have a key? oh well now she'll learn to announce her visits

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ozymandias_fml 0

Why does your mother have keys?

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overmage 0

a lock is stronger than a sock. YDI,

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Megadeth_fml 0

that's why I put a tie on my door no one interrupts me

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capital_seven 0

YDI for not locking your door/giving your mom a key to your apartment. FYL if you locked your door and your mom doesn't have the key.

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sickinlove13 0

I don't know if this has become very popular yet, but they now make doors with locks on them. Crazy, right?

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bLuRtiToUt 0

i think a better representation would be a condom on the doorknob

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