Love and Awkward: Exclusivity

Exclusivity

By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 166

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 157

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 248

Crazy stalker vibes

By Why her and not me though - 08/09/2023 06:00

Today, I saw the guy I was seeing four months ago, who lives in another state, hand in hand with a girl at the mall. The same one who told me he "doesn’t do long distance." I went up to them, confronted him about it, and demanded to know why her and not me. He pretended not to know me and threatened to call security. FML

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You deserved it 909

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 725

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 051

By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 773

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 82

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 010

Slim87R 7

Wednesday 10 June 2020 3:51

Walk up behind them and put your hand on their hands and smile at him. The other girl will be confused while the guy will start sweating bullets.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 10 June 2020 23:44

"the guy I've been seeing"... have you mentioned you were exclusive to him before this?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 June 2020 3:32

Maybe you're the other girl? You should **** him like a demon and run the competition off.

Slim87R 7

Wednesday 10 June 2020 3:51

Walk up behind them and put your hand on their hands and smile at him. The other girl will be confused while the guy will start sweating bullets.

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 10 June 2020 9:03

It could be entirely innocent.

J15237 25

Wednesday 10 June 2020 21:12

Time to end that relationship right away. You do not deserve anyone who would treat you like that.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 10 June 2020 22:48

I agree with some of the comments above, but first I think you should find out which one of is the side piece..

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 10 June 2020 23:44

"the guy I've been seeing"... have you mentioned you were exclusive to him before this?

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Today, so… you know how sometimes girls give the weird guys a chance and it works out beautifully and they marry, have kids, and live happily ever after. Yeah, didn’t work for me. I gave the weird guy from work a chance and he asked if he could lick my armpits on the first date. FML

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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and I was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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Today, a female coworker kissed me so I reported it to my boss, but he told me I should take the compliment, and asked me why the hell I was complaining about "getting some." I’m a guy, but I’m sure if I was a woman and I’d had a kiss forced on me, it would be a huge issue. FML

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Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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Today, my plates on my car were stolen. On the way to the police station to file a police report I was pulled over. They impounded my car for driving without a license plate. FML

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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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Today, I went to court to get custody of my son from my ex. I was denied because I spelled his name wrong on the court filing. FML

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