Intimacy: Equality - FML

Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage

Spicy

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Crotch rot of the mouth

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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1awliet 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:17

He's obviously never heard of the 3 second rule.

MLK12345 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:22

So if you drop a skittle on the ground, and I manage to shit on it and pee on it in under 3 seconds, would you still eat it?

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zach832 0

Monday 5 December 2011 6:07

why are you in the shower? spray some perfume and get in the kitchen!

Miguemex95 4

Monday 5 December 2011 6:08

5 second rule??

LucianDeSouza 4

Monday 5 December 2011 6:12

Sounds to me you guys are a perfect match .

robokid777 4

Monday 5 December 2011 7:56

thats disgusting F Y L

LukaInTheSky 3

Monday 5 December 2011 12:25

Since no one's mentioned this yet I will - urine is sterile

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 5 December 2011 13:33

I hope you were being sarcastic. There were at least 20 comments saying the same thing before you posted.

LukaInTheSky 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:11

O rly?

Iamkeaten 0

Monday 5 December 2011 14:16

Everyone knows its impossible to e dirty in a shower. It's like aqua god mode

Robin132 3

Monday 5 December 2011 18:33

at least you had showersex

Fruitmonster2 15

Monday 5 December 2011 23:12

He has every right to say that. Why? because as someone else stated, urine is sterile (besides its JUST liquid toxins that your body doesn't need), therefore he has every right to think that eating a skittle off of the ground to be filthy.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 7 December 2011 7:57

Um, sure, but would you like to drink pee? Would you do it voluntarily? No? Didn't think so.

almir1987 0

Monday 5 December 2011 23:26

Ughh peen on sum one daz nasty Lol really nasty lol wats his name R.KELLY

purplepanda805 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:26

That's hot, jk

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