No that's funny. Op just can't appreciate it because of the situation they're in. If I was in the same room I would be giggling as well.

Hmmm I wonder if your doctor was Docbastard, now that would be hilarious. I wonder how long till he appears maybe if if u say it three times.

Docbastard Docbastard Docbastard ......................................................................... Is a douche nozzle. Tehehehe Please don't hurt me ):

Hmm why are my ears burning? I thought I heard... Keyman, you are a dead man. Stay where you are...my people are on their way.

Damn it I said DON'T hurt me! Not lather me up in crunchy peanut butter and dump a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter-crazed hermit crabs on me!!!! Arggggghhh you son of a bitchhhhh......

Is she has finals like I have, she would be royally ******.

Doc - Did that new paitient cram a ... Ring? Up his/her arse?

Unfortunately he hasn't updated in a day! Probably to busy pulling whatever that was out of someones ass. Ps doc how can I cyber stalk you if you don't update?

Lol

Srry? Did you forget how to spell because of the medicine?

It's on letter, relax.

Yes. I'm quite sure you would have punched your doctor in the face. You're quite the thug.

I believe it's a pelvis. Can't tell what's under it, though.

I get thumbs down just for putting LOL :( Gosh ....... I swear people these days .

I hear that. ^

That us because it us a redundant comment. Just thumb the post if all you have to say is "lol".

I'd say DocBastard is my favorite fml commenter.

36- it's an X-ray of a bottle up one of Doc's patient's ass. I think so, if that is what I read from one of Doc's previous comments.

sue him more malpractice

Ya doctors play around too much when they should be serious. That would have annoyed the shit out of me!

Kick to the shin? That's all you could conger up in that noggin of yours?

You sort of have to after watching a bunch of patients dying all the time. A bit of a bummer.

I meant they can joke when off the job I mean what if a doctor told a patient that he had cancer and the patient ran before the doctor could tell him that it was a joke. The patient would probably be in a self-destructive mode. This is a huge comment.

Nurse to patient: Mr. Jones, I'm afraid you have cancer. Doctor, stamping his foot: Darn it, I wanted to tell him! I didn't write that one, Nunnally Johnson did.

Douche muffin? Really?

Yes. Baked the douche in the mixture. It comes out with a nice, sweet taste. I recommend that you bake at 450 Fahrenheit for best results.

*Bake, not bake. I'm terribly sorry.

Yes!

No shit, Sherlock.

So seeing as I'm on the Internet, I decided to google all the medications that list amnesia as a side effect. Here's the list: Statins which is for cholesterol control, Viagra(we all know what that's for), and some drug for Parkinson's disease. None of these are for head trauma. I think the doctor was completely joking about the amnesia side effect.

Oxycodone and acetaminophen can cause amnesia.

Didn't know Tylenol caused amnesia. And as for memory loss on oxy, that's probably happening when you are under the influence of it.

"Tylenol PM is not considered to be habit-forming, but it should only be taken in the manner described on the label and only for as long as suggested. The ingredients in this sleep aid make most individuals sleepy, but in some cases the opposite may occur. Rarely, you may experience nervousness or restlessness that will pass within four to six hours of taking the product. Dizziness, trouble concentrating, memory loss or blurred vision are less common side effects that are not considered serious if they cease after the medication leaves your body." (500MG of acetaminophen)

Amnesia and memory loss are two different things.

No they really aren't. Unless docbastard tells me so. Amnesia is memory loss. What's the difference? Many, many medicines have memory loss as a side effect.

Viagra causes amnesia? What are the odds of taking some viagra then forgetting why the hell you're in some strange hotel room with a rock hard woody and a half naked babe. (What do I do next????)

1. Take another Viagra 2. Do hot babe 3. ?????? 4. Profit

Iam_yummylicious - um, no. The sleep aid is the ingredient in Tylenol PM that causes those side effects, specifically diphenhydramine, aka Benadryl. Tylenol does not cause amnesia or memory loss.

too far man.

I just lol'd xD

peter griffin you unoriginal ****

Haha same