Intimacy: Earbleach

Earbleach

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Stoners of the world unite!

By Andy - 04/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room, doing a spirited rendition of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By my poor eyes - 15/02/2021 16:01 - United States - Danville

Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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jackiemora 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:41

Hey at least your parents are together and enjoying each other. You don't get that too much anymore especially some of the stories you read on here.

anon80214 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:41

That's when you hurry up getting ready and get the hell out of there. FYL.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 2 May 2013 6:58

So... 2 sips total? Sounds like a boring game.

btx2 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 7:09

I dont want to even imagine what happend during the guitar solo.

SirTalkaton 22

Thursday 2 May 2013 7:22

We all gotta get some!

01Ben21 10

Thursday 2 May 2013 11:48

Dad's just trying to get it in!

tllom 11

Thursday 2 May 2013 12:33

LOL! Aww

Kitten_Calderon 14

Thursday 2 May 2013 13:32

As traumatizing as this can be, be happy your parents still love each other. You don't see this every day, it's sad really

tewalsh 6

Thursday 2 May 2013 13:47

That image will be burned into you brain for the rest of your life.

lulzcoaster 3

Thursday 2 May 2013 14:50

Next time i hear the song this all i will be thinking about, i cant get it out of my head...

lininnes 6

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:33

OP id getting ready for what??... join dad & mom in the shower??...

j_cat187 19

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:53

At least they weren't having sex on top of your car. That happened to me. -__-

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