Demon

By Spooked - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 934
You deserved it 7 266

Top comments

sara8866 8

Hahahahaha I did this to my parents but in their car they didn't find it for weeks!!!!

if she did that on purpose, your sister is awesome

Comments

Don't feed it after midnight. If you do happen to, just throw it in the microwave and explode it.

But what if the neighbours think there's a fire and they call 911? :O OP will be arrested for furby killing.

No, he'd just be fired from his furby-sitting job for leaving his furby-corn unattended in the microwave.

Gondile 4

125, Nice reference to that other FML!

Those things are actually pretty ******* scary.

lol, at night they are, I used to scare the crap out of my little sister by leaving it in her room at bed time, lol!

I hate those things! They're possessed. :O

QueenPeppermint 7

Furbies are friggin creepy. I had two of the first models (the ones that could learn new words) and one started saying "f*ck" over and over for days, no matter how many times I turned it off, so I trashed it. The other started talking with only one battery (my mom witnessed it) so I was allowed to take a hammer to it. Apparently it was an "electrical" issue that some of the first models had but idfc.

ooh i want one of those versions lol

lol a furby learning how to say ****, I got to see that :D

MrsBritG21 0

I hated my furby growing up. She woke me up every morning. Who knew they still made them lol sucks for you though (evil laugh)

briidontgive_ 0

Ohh shit I misss thosee little creeepers !

nynjapyrate 0

that's what I'm saying! that's an old school toy ha

SirEBC 7

Furbies (sp?) are straight from freaking hell.

lolol_BKYCHO 3

I agree. If there is a hell, that's exactly how I imagine Satan's grand army. Furbies + bat wings

lolol_BKYCHO 3

God I hate Furbies. So much.