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Demon

By Spooked - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML

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sara8866 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:27

Hahahahaha I did this to my parents but in their car they didn't find it for weeks!!!!

Shinigumi 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:30

if she did that on purpose, your sister is awesome

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AllieTheAwesome 0

Monday 7 March 2011 12:01

Wow those things scare you guys? I loved those things!! and id be pretty made if you took my batterys out and shoved me in a closet!! and ever here of internal power source? Im like 90% sure thats how they worked after you took the batterys out or it was your imagination

docscientist 9

Monday 7 March 2011 13:32

Wha...what?

stevenmx86 7

Monday 7 March 2011 12:47

Demonic? You're pathetic...

cookiesFTW 20

Monday 7 March 2011 13:24

looking good #13 ^^

Katuski 4

Monday 7 March 2011 13:56

I haven't heard anyone having a Furby in years!!!

ksgirl1324 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:02

dude u look like fez from my all time fav show. that 70's show hahaha. u seriously look just like him. wow that is a freaky look a like.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 7 March 2011 14:09

put the furby in the microwave...it catches on fire Hahahaha, it works

taelorrae011 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:23

I had one of those when I was little! it gave me nightmares so I drowned it.

Haleyz_a_BOSS 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:32

I'm sitting in quiet study hall trying not to burst out laughing. But seriously, that's not really an FML. It's just funny xD

codester1991 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:43

I agree furbys suck!!!!

merrick77 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:44

This comments are fking hilarios im sitting in the midle of the classroom just laughing. I never had one but I meet my friend furby...at a sleepover ...at her place ..it was talking in the closet

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