Customers and Work: Customers from hell

Customers from hell

By midnightblade163 - 13/01/2016 12:06 - Australia - Caringbah

Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

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You deserved it 1 851

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By Ihateithere - 13/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML

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You deserved it 109

By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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You deserved it 4 721

By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 732

By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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You deserved it 1 884

Thanks Karen

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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You deserved it 4 360

Strung out

By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 666

You deserved it 2 375

By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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You deserved it 3 133

Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 4 806

Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 142

By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

krazyelliot 14

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:16

Lettuce take a moment to pray

XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:15

Wow. Some people are just assholes. Customer service sucks!

Comments

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:24

Some people are just rude and insensitive!! I suffered the same, when I worked for a local hardware store. Keep your head up OP and don't let someone who is obviously very unhappy about themselves, affect you in any way..

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:31

Tell her to **** off.

bahamit 18

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:56

Fyl and **** her lizards life, lettuce has almost zero nutrition...

Tarlachia 33

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:58

Smile and wave. Just smile and wave.

legendof90 14

Wednesday 13 January 2016 19:04

Look at the security camera. When you see their face make a note to ban her

zonlach 24

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:04

NewFriendChris 10

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:06

She was just afraid the turtle would be upset and leave her like every other living thing she's met.

BadKitty13 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:12

so the ****** starved. not your circus and not your monkey

geekpower_fml 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:20

Probably not actually. Reptiles can go a few days without food.

Sandman2015 12

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:20

Yeah smackheads are fun when they decide to come out at night aren't they?

geekpower_fml 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:23

If anyone's worried about the lizard (besides feeling sorry for OP), don't worry, reptiles can go a couple of days without food. And if she's a competent owner she should be feeding it a more balanced diet besides just lettuce so it wouldn't be completely out of food anyway.