Creepy

By battle1 - 17/07/2015 11:00 - United States - Marietta

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Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
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thevelociraptor 31

I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.

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brendejafulable 41

Maybe you have a very provocative page.

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Futacy 29

If he confessed, I guarantee he's not the only one who does it.

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sstahpp 33

Says the person with the cleavage that doesn't even touch together :/

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abdiG 27

Somethings r best kept in secret and this is one of them.

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EarlFug 19

The abstract notion that a person couldn't go anywhere without being masturbated to isn't a little funny?

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vikky538 28

Lol... You didnt even open the instagram pge

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pixierara 28

If you're really not comfortable with it just block him

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randomcritic 14

Wait, some people would be? Even if she liked him it's weird to admit to doing it much less actually do it.

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Futacy 29

14- "cleavage that doesn't even touch together" wait, what? You lost me there. What does whether or not the #4's ******* touch have to do with OP's situation or even "posting scandalous stuff?" And by the way catherine012, may I just say that you look really great for someone who's profile says they're 61 years old. [EDIT: welp, 14's comment got moderated, so I kinda look stupid now...]

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d00z3r 8

Well you know now that someone comes to your instagram page.....

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fakedsincerity 32

Why do dudes think that's a compliment? Sure by all means do whatever, it's a free country, but I don't need the image of you jerking off in my head every time I post a photo. >.> Not that this has ever happened to me, thankfully. FYL OP.

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semitoundboss 4

Or at least you don't know if it happens to you.

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fakedsincerity 32

lol well no one has said it to my face. but if they did I'd probably link them some decent **** and give them a book on social etiquette too for good measure. :P

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EarlFug 19

"but I don't need the image of you jerking off in my head every time I post a photo" This, folks, is why grammar matters. Fortunately I'm a gentleman and will not comment further.

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lolbash 18

Well if a girl told me she masturbates to my instagram photos i would be very happy because i know somebody finds me attractive. Idk about a girl's mind though.

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anthony_Calderon 15

It's not necessarily only guys that do it. I've had a few women say it to me (as unbelievable as it sounds) and then try acting like it never happened.

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knightmareengage 16

Honestly that's probably not that unusual. What is weird is him telling you about it. If I were you I'd take the compliment. In your case YDI isn't necessarily a bad thing. It just means your hot enough for someone to want to jack off to you.

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