Creepy

By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML
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ehmojj 6

so when are you moving out

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trellz17 19

I can imagine this, you should've recorded it.

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BitterSavage 20

That's a bit extreme.. I'm worried what she'd do if she did find one you used.

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coatl45 11

Probably start screaming into his face, then shoving it into his face, and finishing up with a rant about how he'll go to hell if he keeps doing it and other religious crap.

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BiblesEatBabies 6

Holy shit get out of there OP! People that willing to control your actions are dangerous. She needs to be locked away in a mental institution.

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bigmeechay666 8

That's ****** disgusting shoot her in the face

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dyscomonkee 12

As a mother I just like the way my son's semen smells/ tastes ......

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IchigoDeathGod 14

Just wait till you can live by yourself OP. :)

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cosmicdancer84 7

Tell your mom to **** off and stop being controlling. what you're doing is natural and healthy. Don't ever feel bad about that.

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coatl45 11

That could be more dangerous than her actually finding anything.

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team_hale 11

How does your fanatically religious mother know what cum smells like?

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maz08 11

She can't be that religious if she can sniff out spunk off a tissue!

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