Wanker and Intimacy: Creepy

Creepy

By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

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Got the sniffles

By Jizzyface - 29/12/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By laughingflame - 04/08/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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No fun allowed

By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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WTF roomie?

By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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spinda 22

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:55

WTF. That's ******* gross and creepy.

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:53

She just doesn't want you to go blind.

Comments

kendallskakb 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 18:51

That's so gross and weird as hell wtf

fmlstarterkit 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 19:58

and a fanaticaly religious mother knows the scent

Neoseren 9

Friday 16 October 2015 3:05

You should wipe you butt with one to teach her a lesson.

GremlinXVI 3

Saturday 17 October 2015 21:04

What the hell does dried **** smell like?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 4 December 2015 23:35

What does dry semen smell like?

xYour_Momx 11

Wednesday 9 December 2015 3:48

I read that it doesn't smell all that good. That it really smells bad.

xYour_Momx 11

Wednesday 9 December 2015 3:46

I'm Christian and **********. It's natural. Where in the Bible does it say it's a sin?

meatloaf11 23

Thursday 17 March 2016 18:36

Put...put your dick in it

Chumanuma 8

Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:03

Parents that were taught a religion when they were kids should not force it upon their children :(. They have the right to raise them how they want but they can make their own decisions.