Kids and Neighbours: Creepy guy

Creepy guy

By iamnotalawyer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Glendale

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

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linkinpark98 23

Monday 26 March 2012 11:54

That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D

vintagemeow 6

Monday 26 March 2012 12:02

I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..

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iamcoolyo 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:04

Well honestly think reasonable any body can be dangerous, presuming you look normal, that may be what they are trying to teach their kids.

Love_PINK11 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:21

Ted bundy's at it again.

J3NNI3LYNN 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:03

With good reason you creeper

ManUrLifeSucks 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 6:44

The moment u realize u should sell the white windowless van...

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:06

Are u a specific example, or one of a few?

sharksforever 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:23

TheMystery13 13

Friday 6 April 2012 20:10

I always say that you have to have fun with these things. Watch the movie The 'Burbs. Learn from the Klopeks. You've been given a role, play it well!

bekahcboo 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:26

Lol

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