Miscellaneous: Creeped out

Creeped out

By hotandbothered - 03/02/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 293

By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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You deserved it 2 590

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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You deserved it 4 540

By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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You deserved it 2 520

By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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You deserved it 5 200

Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You deserved it 45 380

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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You deserved it 3 795

By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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You deserved it 3 004

froggi_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:08

wow what a creeper...

lady_nki2010 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:20

lol. this guy sounds like Old Man Herbert from FamilyGuy minus asking uu for a Popsicle.

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jacobob3 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:40

perv

mattmag 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:00

I want to be like that when I'm an old man. And as a non-old man, any girl who wouldn't laugh at this would not be worth my time.

SupaSwaggin 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:51

oooh you're a creeper attracter

HitmanRider 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:55

That old guy seems cool.

taycandy96 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:02

CREEPER!!!!!!

Pieman66666 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:13

I would have taken that as a compliment.

likeomgwhat 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:55

cant you just kindly say thank you?

eviltomtom 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:11

Damn poor old guy. You should have got with him!

StrayXL 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:57

Oh Come On He Was Giving You A Compliment

Stalker191 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:21

So you pretty much got called hot by some hold man, it's not really a "oh **** my life" kinda thing.

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