Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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luvppl 6

this reminds me of Shane dawson's video "Douchebag" because one line is "this dick ain't gonna suck itself, son!" lolol

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OreoLovesFez 0

ahhh I was about to comment that. Poo... your falling for a douchebag doucheba-ag, D BAG D bop bop D BAG D bop bop. :D

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jennifer93 0

wow he sounds like a keeper :p

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ToyotaObsession 1

that line is so old. I can't believe people haven't heard it.

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cryonized321 0

well he did state the obvious.

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ChelseaRaeS 7

"This dick ain't gonna suck itself son!" - Shane Dawson video. lol

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cobson 1

The line is from a film, some annoying unoriginal ****** from YouTube didn't come up with it. :)

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cobson 1

The line is from a film, some annoying unoriginal homosexual from YouTube didn't come up with it. :)

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