Cats > People

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I could talk to them throughout the day." Then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML
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Pleonasm 35

You mean that I read about on FML yesterday? You're the one who needed the intervention? How did that work out for you? I hope it didn't leave you catatonic.

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perdix 29

Why don't you set up a web cam at home and have Skype Chats with them? In French, that would have been a great pun, zut alors!

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eyesmile27 7

Cats can be wonderful though. Especially when you're feeling down, they can just purr and make you feel all warm and toasty inside.

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buckdharma 36

Op: So, what ya guys doin Kitty: We're bored, so were catbreading. Btw, we need more bread...

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PunkySpunky78 15

To the op I wish that too Us cat ladies got to stick together

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CheeseHater 23

I have two cats, one that hates me and one that loves me. When I'm at school or at work I sometimes hope they would come to me so I could pet them. It's called being bored, not crazy.

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ErictheRed 5

What kind of people do you hangout with?

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alexafml 5

I love my cats, I have two and th downstairs neighbors have kittens, I want another one so bad but I have enough. And I love them and miss them when I am away for too long. They're the best!

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Snowcones 14

So? Look, Dr. Seuss was THE Cat man, and he drew famous paintings of cats! On the other hand, he cheated on his wife who had cancer.

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