Cats, Relatable and Animals: Cats > People - FML

Cats > People

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I could talk to them throughout the day." Then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:59

You mean that I read about on FML yesterday? You're the one who needed the intervention? How did that work out for you? I hope it didn't leave you catatonic.

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 March 2013 19:00

Why don't you set up a web cam at home and have Skype Chats with them? In French, that would have been a great pun, zut alors!

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theninja1800 11

Thursday 7 March 2013 3:21

Whoa me too!!

HyperSquirrel 8

Thursday 7 March 2013 6:20

I have had that exact same thought. You aren't alone, OP. (;

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 8 March 2013 5:37

Lol crazy cat lady :p

ouibijou 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 10:31

I think that would be pretty cool! If like to text our dog- I'm sure he would have more positive things to say than people I know

itszlo 8

Monday 18 March 2013 0:45

Haha I'm sure it'd be pretty interesting to know what our pets are doing/thinking throughout the day

Lebush 27

Tuesday 31 December 2013 13:36

I would just like to know what my cats are thinking about.

Jebitesevsi 11

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:54

That's perfectly normal behaviour!

refticon 31

Monday 28 April 2014 23:20

Well, a cat's a man's best friend.

xpsychocatladyx 15

Monday 15 September 2014 11:25

I do that too... I'm only 23

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