Sex and Intimacy: Busted

Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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You deserved it 121 732

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Same thing different taste

By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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You deserved it 1 600

By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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You deserved it 7 045

That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 200

By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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You deserved it 2 490

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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You deserved it 4 096

By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 5 823

By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML

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You deserved it 24 453

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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You deserved it 4 046

By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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You deserved it 7 799

samarjit_khanna 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:19

What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:07

HAHA. Embarrassment.

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SilentGround 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:00

**definitely

prb 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:17

Both parties in a relationship are responsible for safe sex. You deserved it.

optex210 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:09

Today, I found out that my younger sister has been sneaking into my room to use my condoms. FML

MCart_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:14

LMFAO!! totally agree #15!

permission2laugh 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:33

HA HA totally agree with #9

GrkPrincess89 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:35

lmaoooooo

pinkkisses9 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:12

#15... when you're young and want to have sex that bad, it doesn't matter if you use your brothers' condoms - not like he has used them yet anyways. Also, it's not THAT hard to figure out where a guy would keep his condoms... nightstand drawer? Where else? What, you think a guy is going to keep them in a box underneath junk in his closet? No. He's going to keep them right where they're needed: next to the bed where all the action happens. Hah.