BOOM!

By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 456
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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

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Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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topendbabii 0

omg that sucks luckily u got out before the sharks could smell ur throw up and eat you :|

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Boweezee 0

haha fail. Good hearing you're alive though!

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xabuko 0

Gross...that is nasty...but glad ur alrite!!!

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Duckie101 0

into the ocean.....and into the belly of a whale!! O_o lmao jk jk but glad u made it out with ur limbs intact

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catacombhome 0

You ARE lucky to be posting this online. Your life isn't ****** after all!

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Awesomesaurus 0

All I could think about after this is how the fishing was after the OP chummed the water.

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aback 4

Sounds like the elements used you as their chewtoy.

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