Embarrassing, Relatable and Love: Bland date

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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You deserved it 1 411

By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

alki_fml 5

Friday 13 March 2009 9:54

if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.

nobody_special 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:59

Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.

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maiden_girl 5

Friday 13 March 2009 12:23

Awwww. Well maybe you two weren't what you both expected?

Sessee 4

Friday 13 March 2009 12:25

That bitch.

maddog_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:35

Nice way to dump your date. What a bitch she is. "I'm not exactly what you call fit,so I haven't been dating lately". Go to the gym!! #2 Uhhhh... I don't think they will see each other anymore

you_suck 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:28

what did you expect to happen? your a fat loser that hasn't "been on a date in a while" so you walk up to some hot chick on a blind date and you expect her not to run, I would have laughed at you if I were sitting around that area and overheard it

noclevername 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:43

You agreed to go out with a stranger because she was hot. This girl didn't want to go out with a stranger who wasn't hot. She was undeniably rude, but if you decided to go on the date based on her looks, you can't call her a shallow bitch for opting out based on yours.

withered 30

Tuesday 7 June 2016 8:52

#28 agreed completely! I'm sick of "unattractive" people that want someone because they're hot yet they get butthurt when they get rejected for their own looks and then call the other person shallow.

Paredero 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:55

GAME OVER Please insert coin... try again! =)

lesb_lv 0

Friday 13 March 2009 14:32

What did U expect? She was hot, u wasnt. U knew that, as seems, she didnt. At least she didnt waste ur time and didnt gave false hope. And punch ur friend who set u up with her not telling her the truth.

cj_gurl 0

Friday 13 March 2009 14:36

That was horrible and mean. I'm sorry that happened to you, but at least you don't have to waste your time on someone who doesn't deserve it. The shallow people of the world really don't matter, hon. They're nothing without their expensive-to-maintain looks and they know it. Once those are gone, what's left but a worthless pile of nothing?

rgviza 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:26

Dude, people that spend 12 hrs a week in the gym aren't going to waste their time on someone that doesn't take care of themselves. Usually if we are going to date someone, and possibly end up with them, we'd like them to still be alive when they are 40 and not getting heart stints. It's not about being shallow, it's about sticking around for a while and not dying by age 40 from being sedentary and eating bad food. For people to not be cruel to you, you need to stop being cruel to yourself.

Guch 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:33

You people are funny, although i agree men should stay in shape, if you are man who spends 12 hours a week in a gym you are a douche canoe and dont get dates regardless. Meeting and Attracting women is an art, you wont get that from hanging out with sweaty dudes at a gym. Live and learn dude, move on and find 12 others.