Basic bitch

By snarly1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word for him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML
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cptmorgan6 8

So you thought it would be a good idea to bring that word to FML? The place where illiteracy breeds and people don't know your from you're?

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bmwguy01 8

now you know you can insult him in front of his face! just use big words!

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obviousboy 8

Managers are rarely promoted for their intelligence.

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Heeeerroin 5

Ohhhhh the 2000s everybody!

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KiddNYC1O 20

This must be McDonald's again. Last year one of their registers were down and written on paper was "No debit cards, sorry for the inconvience."

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KiddNYC1O 20

A McDonald's employee didn't like this comment...

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TraceCase_ 19

The foreigner owned 7-11 by my house once had a written sign on the register that said, "we need penis". I didn't correct them. I did laugh, out loud.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lol. I'm wondering what sounds close to penis that they would need... Pennies?

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amishfury 9

99% of the time the boss is dumber than his/her employees

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, that explains why he's at a much higher position...

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LimeSharpie 6

I hope it's management of pre-K or something

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bubo_fml 10

I'd love to have a verbally challenged boss! Imagine all the creative insults you could dream up...(i.e. "anal osculator," "phallic macerator," "illegitimate offspring of a domesticated canine,"etc., etc...)

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truckguy7 0

I didn't spell it wrong bitch, you read it wrong

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imp4ct 15

I dont think he understands 'incompetence' neither ;)

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